belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize