Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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