i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You have to summon your inner elephant
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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