I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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