it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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