I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
im holly from the hills drunk
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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