quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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