i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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