what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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