i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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