so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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