any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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