There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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