You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize