Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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