apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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