I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize