you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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