it hurts more in the daytime
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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