Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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