You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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