WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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