Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
The struggles of a small town man whore
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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