when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I need a beard to bite.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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