Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My balls are so social today.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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