its not stalking. its research.
we made out on top of his cat.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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