That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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