Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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