I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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