If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So vagazzling was a success
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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