DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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