i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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