is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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