quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Randomize
