Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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