her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize