i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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