hell yes lets make some ravioli
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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