So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize