Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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