You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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