i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
