The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
