Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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