so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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