David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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