That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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