Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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