We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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