She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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