just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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