I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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