I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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