White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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